Simply put, I enjoy lampshading things, and may be extremely confusing. I am typing as myself. This is internet text to me. I cannot go where you are. The rule of funny and my personal preference will apply abundantly if you attempt to physically interact. You are welcome to ignore things that I say. Tell me if you don't intend to answer, though. It's hard to figure out if I'm annoying you or you didn't get the message.
Most importantly, this is for fun.
For everyone who wishes a certain fashionable hyena liked and reblogged their posts, you can now drag this around your dashboard whilst pretending it’s an obnoxious new UI popup and that just maybe you’re friends.