Simply put, I enjoy lampshading things, and may be extremely confusing. I am typing as myself. This is internet text to me. I cannot go where you are. The rule of funny and my personal preference will apply abundantly if you attempt to physically interact. You are welcome to ignore things that I say. Tell me if you don't intend to answer, though. It's hard to figure out if I'm annoying you or you didn't get the message.
Most importantly, this is for fun.