Our text posts decelerate from the speed of synaptic impulses to the speed of human finger muscles then accelerate up to the speed of electricity through metal wires across thousands of miles, finally accelerating again to punch our followers in their retinas at the speed of light before slowing back down to the speed of synaptic impulses in their brains where our alien thoughts could remain forever lodged like precarious mind bullets.

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#Adventure Time 

king-satan-senpai:

gan-firling:

[reevaluates life choices] 

(Source: teflonly)

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#bunny #rabbit #Bunhat. 

(Source: pinterest.com)

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#cat #kitten #ocelot #GPOMGF 

maraudring:

bedheadharry:

you know what’s cute

image

a baby fucking ocelot

an ocelittle

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#sleeves #hands #boobs #NSFW 

startrekships:

gifs of the Enterprise E’s collision with the Scimitar, “Star Trek Nemesis”

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#Lord of the Rings #donuts 
zambiunicorn:

tastefullyoffensive:

One donut to rule them all. [mirachravaia]

Kinies this is my wedding ring to u ok (pls marry me)

zambiunicorn:

tastefullyoffensive:

One donut to rule them all. [mirachravaia]

Kinies this is my wedding ring to u ok (pls marry me)

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#Spiderman #punny 
nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

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#Assassin's Creed #video games #music 

plays

pyramidsandporn:

brokenponycutiemark:

Some background: I’ve worked in gaming since 1994. I’ve worked in video game QA (quality assurance) for 8 years.

This is the FINEST glitch I’ve ever seen ANYWHERE - and that includes the World of Warcraft “turn north and crash” bug I keep running into.

omfg

chihiropanini:

made transparent by me uwu

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